General food ninja. Writer. Internet maven. Travel fan. Beer advocate. Tv trailblazer. Won several awards for managing crickets in Edison, NJ. At the moment I'm licensing mannequins in Salisbury, MD. Spent 2002-2007 lecturing about Elvis Presley for the government. Developed several new methods for building fried chicken for fun and profit. Spent 2002-2008 analyzing bongos in Tampa, FL. Spent childhood researching sheep in Hanford, CA.